Jaime King’s maternity look seems… uncomfortable. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin are happening. [LaineyGossip] Vicki Gunvalson’s plastic surgery is absurd. [Reality Tea] Lark Voorhies’ marriage situation is a mess. [CDAN] I love this golddigger story so much. [Dlisted] Terrence Howard named his new baby Qirin Love. [Wonderwall] Corgi puppies!!!!! OMG. [Jezebel] Nick & Vanessa Lachey share a family photo. [I’m Not Obsessed] Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen celebrated their birthday

When I first saw these photos of Guy Pearce, I thought he was beardy Chris Pine. Guy Pearce might be hotter though. PS… blue nail polish. [Go Fug Yourself] The most recent Bachelor couple split. Shocking. [Dlisted] Julia Roberts looks like she’s wearing a sleeping bag as pants. [LaineyGossip] Leonardo DiCaprio uses the selfie stick. [Buzzfeed] The new, useless Point Break has crazy stunts. [Uproxx] Janelle Evans has been arrested for the 15th time. [CDAN] I do think Kylie Jenner got butt implants. [Popoholic] The Bobby Flay/January Jones thing was happening for months. [Starcasm] Review of San Andreas: um, it’s not a good movie. [Pajiba] Here’s Avicii’s new music video. [The Blemish] Vintage Kim Zolciak …

Here’s all the stuff from the Red Nose Day Game of Thrones musical. I’ll admit it, they had me at “You know nothing, Chris Martin.” [Buzzfeed] Again, Josh Duggar never received actual counseling. [Dlisted] Michael Fassbender’s late Cannes surge. [LaineyGossip] Victoria Justice’s dress is totally ‘80s. [Popoholic] Jax Taylor got another nose job. [Reality Tea] Flavor Flav knows how to party. [Starcasm] Hollywood throwback:

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s By the Sea will be released in November. [LaineyGossip] Chris Brown’s fans are crazy, which doesn’t shock me. [Dlisted] Tina Fey shows off her Spanx for David Letterman. [Buzzfeed] Tina Knowles posts an open letter to her daughters. [Wonderwall] Ryan Gosling has dark hair for The Big Short. [A Socialite Life] Lizzy Caplan looked great at the Masters of Sex premiere. [Go Fug Yourself] I still haven’t watched …

Michael Fassbender & Marion Cotillard are going to Cannes this year to promote Macbeth. Fassy in Cannes, yay! [LaineyGossip] Chris Brown Instagram’d a photo of his daughter Royalty. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Sen. Pat Roberts’ ringtone is “Let It Go”. Amazing. [Dlisted] Michael Buble shouldn’t have posted this on Instagram. [Buzzfeed] Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher welcomed baby boy Montgomery Moses Brian Baron Cohen. Seriously, that’s the name. [Starcasm] Everybody loves Lip Sync Battle, even celebrities. [Pajiba] Kim Richards & Kyle Richards are still at war. [Reality Tea] Ed Sheeran: Harry Styles has major thunder. …

Gwyneth Paltrow is taking the Food Stamps Challenge. [Dlisted] Chris Hemsworth arrived in LA yesterday. [LaineyGossip] The first promo for Diane Sawyer’s interview with Bruce Jenner. [Buzzfeed] All of the totally ‘90s people who guested on Mad Men. [Pajiba] Lisa Vanderpump says the truth shall be revealed! [Reality Tea] Here’s the info about the song on the True Detective trailer. [Starcasm] I just can’t get into Cristiano Ronaldo. [A Socialite Life] Karrueche Tran’s pants though. [Moe Jackson] Vanessa Hudgens in Gigli?!? No, she’s in Gigi. [Go Fug Yourself] Kate Hudson tries to make red …

Sam Smith has lost a lot of weight very quickly. [Wonderwall] Kellan Lutz got a job, people. [LaineyGossip] Hot Panda P0rn. And apparently they’re good at it. [Dlisted] Jimmy Fallon & Michelle Obama did Mom Dancing Part 2. [Buzzfeed] Live action Winnie the Pooh? NOPE. [Pajiba] E! is adding more Kardashian and Kardashian-Lite programming. [Reality Tea] This girl doesn’t look at all like Marilyn Monroe. [Starcasm] Amber Rose wants Wiz Khalifa back? [CDAN] Jessica Alba’s body is insane. [Celebslam] Zayn Malik is still with Perrie Edwards. [A Socialite Life] Photos from the 2015 World Figure Skating Championships. [Go Fug Yourself] Classic Florida story is classic. [The Blemish] Nicole Scherzinger almost popped out. [Moe Jackson] *Just a note: We won’t publish any stories this weekend for the Easter…

Molly Sims welcomes baby girl Scarlett May Stuber. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Downton Abbey is officially over after next season. [Dlisted] Adam Sandler in The Cobbler: too lazy to be bad? [LaineyGossip] Karlie Kloss’s Instagram seems pretty bland to me. [Buzzfeed] Jake Gyllenhaal is Oscarbaity in Southpaw. [Pajiba] Brandi Glanville has some stuff to say about Bethenny Frankel. [Reality Tea] California is going to have a “Kill the Gay People” ballot initiative. [Starcasm] Aaron Taylor Johnson covers At Large Magazine. [A Socialite Life] Dita Von Teese has bad hair and a cute dress. [Go Fug Yourself] I love that Pope Francis took the pizza. [The Blemish] Minka Kelly looks cute in green. [Moe Jackson] Bella Thorne needs to…

Here’s the trailer for Paper Towns, the film that might make Cara Delevingne a major movie star. She’s described as “the most gorgeous creature” in the trailer. [LaineyGossip] Henry Cavill talks style to Shortlist. [A Socialite Life] Sinead O’Connor won’t sing “Nothing Compares 2 U” anymore. [Dlisted] Meghan Trainor’s new video is awful. [Buzzfeed] The newest…