Robert Downey Jr. presents the coolest kid in the world with a new bionic arm. [Buzzfeed] I haven’t seen Jeopardy in two days & I’m going through withdrawals. [Dlisted] Alex Skarsgard & Alexa Chung are happening: the photo evidence. [LaineyGossip] Harvey Weinstein could have been the white savior of the Oscars. [Pajiba] Lisa Vanderpump talks about the Brandi Glanville slap. [Reality Tea] Hand to God, I thought this photo was of Britney Spears. [Starcasm] Richard Madden cuddles with a rat dog. [A Socialite Life] “Pants are for Garners” is my new motto. [Go Fug Yourself] Taylor Swift is so leggy these days. [Moe Jackson] Maria Shriver is probably popping Valium right now. [The Blemish] Lana del Rey looks pretty good in this photoshoot. [OMG Blog] …
“Emily Ratajkowski is the only brunette at Paris Fashion Week” links
Emily Ratajkowski looks almost demure at PFW. [Popoholic] Ian McKellen as a 90-year-old Sherlock Holmes on his last case? Yes, I am totally there. Sir Ian looks amazing in Mr. Holmes! [LaineyGossip] Jason Bateman ordered Dax Shepard to marry Kristen Bell. [Dlisted] Nick Kroll is leaving Comedy Central. [Buzzfeed] You know how Alec Baldwin said he was going away? Ha. [Pajiba] Dave Franco’s Mr. Porter editorial is nice but boring. [A Socialite Life] Jade Albany (who?) in a bikini. [Celebslam] Jodi Arias won’t be executed. [CDAN] Karolina Kurkova in a bad, wrinkled jumpsuit. [Go Fug Yourself] The Fast & Furious 7 trailer dropped. [I’m Not Obsessed] Eva Longoria’s dress leaves little to the …
Benedict Cumberbatch & Sophie Hunter got married today (update)
Happy Valentine’s Day, your Cumberlove is DEAD! Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter are set to marry today, somewhere in Britain. I heard this rumor a week ago – that Benedict and Sophie were planning their quickie shotgun marriage for Valentine’s Day – but I didn’t believe it until People Magazine confirmed it last night. I guess we should have known it was happening sooner rather than later. After all, we heard that Benedict and Sophie were in such a rush to marry that they were sending out their wedding invites via email (tacky!). How romantic! Benedict Cumberbatch and…
“Emily Ratajkowski looked cute at a pre-Grammy event” links
Emily Ratajkowski looked cute at a pre-Grammy event. [Popoholic] Malaysia has no time for Fifty Shades of Bangs Trauma. [Dlisted] More photos of Sam & Aaron Taylor Johnson. [LaineyGossip] Taylor Swift is going to war with Etsy. [Buzzfeed] Pajiba says Jupiter Ascending is “staggeringly bad.” [Pajiba] One Direction in Australia! [A Socialite Life] Vivica A. Fox needs to let her girls breathe. [Go Fug Yourself] Sofia Vergara in spandex. Aspirational! [Celebslam] Katy Perry is getting a Kardashian-esque iPhone game. [Evil Beet] Miranda Kerr dressed conservatively, for a change. [Moe Jackson] Brandi Glanville, mafia enforcer? [Reality Tea] Ashley Simpson is…
“Shakira & Gerard Pique welcomed their second son, Sasha” links
Shakira & Gerard Pique welcomed their second son, Sasha Piqué Mebarak. Is it just me or is everyone naming their baby boys “Sasha” these days? [I’m Not Obsessed] How big is Rihanna’s coat in these pics? [Moe Jackson] Taylor Swift trademarked This Sick Beat ™. [Evil Beet] Stanley Tucci and Emily Blunt’s sister welcomed a baby boy. [Dlisted] Rachel McAdams had a date with a normal guy in LA? [LaineyGossip] The 32 times Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston didn’t care about each other. [Buzzfeed] Why did James Marsden sign on to this film?! [Pajiba] Ryan Lochte is training. Is he going to Brazil? [A Socialite …
“Emma Watson gave a speech about gender equality at Davos” links
Emma Watson gave a speech about gender equality at Davos. [Buzzfeed] Lindsay Lohan hasn’t completed her community service hours, shocking. [Evil Beet] You’ll never believe what’s in style for men’s fashion this year. [Dlisted] Review for The Boy Next Door. [LaineyGossip] Ruth Wilson talks about sex scene inequality. [Pajiba] Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp …
“Johnny Depp & his necklaces deigned to promote ‘Mortdecai’” links
Johnny Depp deigns to promote Mortdecai. So many necklaces. [LaineyGossip] Phoebe Price has some thoughts about Russell Crowe. [Dlisted] Mariah Carey is good at Instagram. [Buzzfeed] Excellent think piece on how the Academy Awards ignored Selma, David Oyelowo and Ava Duvernay. [Pajiba] Hollywood throwback: Spencer Tracy. [A Socialite Life] I’m not enjoying the costumes on Downton Abbey anymore. [Go Fug Yourself] Is Kylie Jenner pregnant? Probably not. [Starcasm] I can’t unsee the Kristen Stewart/Edward Furlong comparison now. [Moe Jackson] I love Dakota Fanning’s hair in these pics. [Popoholic] Liz Hurley is rather ageless…
“The Golden Globes presenters list is looking good, boozy & Batchy” links
Golden Globes presenters: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston, Sienna Miller, Bendy Cumberbatch, Kate Hudson and more. [LaineyGossip] More photos of Angelina Jolie meeting Pope Francis. [Dlisted] Kylie Jenner’s amazing nail game. [Buzzfeed] JK Simmons is terrifying playing Pictionary. [Pajiba] Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone’s amazing photobomb. [A Socialite Life] Taraji P. Henson is so…
“Bono will probably never play the guitar again after his bike accident” links
Bono will never play the guitar again after his bike accident. [Buzzfeed] Adam Sandler tops the list of most overpaid actors. [PopBytes] “Jamie Lynn Spears Pulled a Knife at a Pita Pit” is already one of the best headlines of the year, amirite? [The Blemish] Taylor Swift fell down some stairs on New Year’s Eve. …
Duchess Kate wore tweed Moloh for Christmas church services: lovely?
Here are some photos of the British royal family’s Christmas outing yesterday. The whole clan – with a few notable absentee royals – made their way to church on Christmas morning. Kate and William were there, and so were Kate’s parents and siblings. But Prince George was not invited, because… he’s loud. Super-loud. …
“One Direction, Jimmy Fallon & The Roots make lovely Christmas music” links
One Direction, Jimmy Fallon & The Roots do a lovely version of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”. Harry Styles’ sweatshirt is amazing. [Seriously OMG WTF] Kate Winslet joining Michael Fassbender in Jobs? [LaineyGossip] Megan Fox looks grunge-y, goes to lunch in LA. [Popoholic] Rest in peace, Joe Cocker. [CDAN] Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are planning their wedding. [I’m Not Obsessed] Your farts can smell like chocolate if you take this pill. [Starcasm] Accused rapist claims he’s a feminist. [The Frisky] Has Avril…
George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin walk their first red carpet together: stunning?
When I was checking the headlines last night, I thought this story would be the biggest story of the day! How wrong I was. I kind of love Duchess Kate for baby-blocking George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin. The only way Clooney & Amal could top the royal baby news is if Amal announced HER pregnancy with a non-pasta baby today too. Anyway, George and …