Federal child sex trafficker and millionaire Jeffrey Epstein was found unresponsive in his cell early Saturday morning. He was transferred to New York Downtown hospital where he was pronounced dead. Epstein was also found unresponsive 3 weeks ago with marks on his neck. At the time, it was unclear whether he tried to kill himself or he was attacked. In either case, he was placed …
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Shaq Is at Tomorrowland Living His Best Life
Tomorrowland, the world’s most well-known EDM festival, began over the weekend. Unfortunately, one man from India already died. That’s the bad news. The good news is DJ Diesel aka Shaq is on the lineup and he’s playing future bass. Yea, sure, a lot of his music is…
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R. Kelly Arrested for Sex Crimes… Again
I’ve lost count how many times R. Kelly has been arrested for sex crimes but add this new one to the pile. R. Kelly was arrested Thursday night in Chicago on charges that were part of a 13-count indictment which includes child porn, enticement of a minor and obstruction of justice. A second 5-count indictment from New York…
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A Woman Named Snatch Adams Let Anyone Take Bong Rips From Her Butthole
At an undisclosed music festival, live art performer Snatch Adams let random people take hits from a bong she jammed up her asshole. This is the same girl who last year at a festival lay naked in a coffin and let 45,000 mealworms feed on her skin. In an IG post, Adams said her friend Alexis tied her up with his Shibari gear and suspended her in the air. She was ass up, face down, legs spread. Next, Alexis put a plug in her butthole, filled it with weed and took a hit. Everyone at the festival was then invited to smoke out her asshole. For one man, the experience was transcendent. He told Snatch that he hadn’t …
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Sparkly Vampire Robert Pattinson Will Be Your Next Batman
Robert Pattinson has always been known as that sparkly vampire from Twilight. Now he’ll be Batman in Matt Reeve’s The Batman which starts pre-production this summer. I’m not how I feel about this. He’s got that brooding thing down. But it’s more of a teenage puberty brooding rather than old man dealing with the darkest parts of Gotham brooding. He’s more of a slamming the bedroom door shut on his parents type of superhero than a take on criminal masterminds kind of superhero. Let’s see how he stacks up against previous Batmans. I’m going to skip the TV Batmans and focus just on…
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Coke Wants to Relive the Horror That Was New Coke
In 1985, Coca-Cola released a new formula of their classic drink, New Coke. An update to a 99-year-old classic recipe. It was a miserable failure. The outrage from their pre-diabetic sugar sucking addicts was too much for them to handle causing Coke Classic to return a few months later. But it’s 2019. Every remnant of pop culture is being dug out from its grave and forced to dance for us one last time. So why not New Coke? And what perfect way to turn a hated soft drink into a piece of nostalgia than to partner with season 3 of Stranger Things…