Do you know how long it’s been since there was a good live action Star Wars? Forty years. Jimmy Carter was still in the White House the last time there was a good Star Wars movie. And we’ve finally gotten another one in spite of Disney’s complete and utter incompetence at making Star Wars movies (they’re currently 0-4, seemingly soon to be 0-5). It’s called The…
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The Blemish’s Guide to the 2020 Democratic Primary
Well, the 2020 elections are just around the corner and… wait a second, it’s only 2019, and it’s not even that late in the year. Oh my god that means there’s like 15 more months of this bullshit. Since there are more Democratic candidates than there are terrible Chuck Lorre TV shows and the first debate is next week, we’ve decided to break them down and let you know who is who. Well, just the major ones. There’s over 20 candidates and no one has ever heard of most them. Like Jay Inslee? No one knows who …