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Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Upside: Bigger Boobs

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Funny how women knowingly let a mucus-covered, life-sucking, undersized dwarf crawl out of their vagina. And oh, it’s one of life’s greatest joys. To have your women parts spread apart like an oyster. The pearl in this case is a crying, pooing mess that’ll leave you sleepless for a few years. On the plus side, breasts. Yay for guys! Back in the old days before people discovered, oh, biology, men kept impregnating women because over nine moon cycles, they saw breasts get bigger and bigger. Like a gift from the gods. Which brings us to Kim …

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‘Spy’ Review

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Spy is a very good showcase for Melissa McCarthy and another successful collaboration between her and director Paul Feig. Spy stars Melissa McCarthy as Susan Cooper, an intelligent but overlooked desk-bound CIA analyst who is the guiding force behind one of the organization’s best field agents, Bradley Fine (Jude Law). However, when Fine’s latest mission goes wrong, and the identities of the CIA’s top agents are compromised, Susan sees her chance to shine and convinces her boss (Allison Janney) to let her go undercover and…

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‘Princess Diaries 3’ is NOT Happening, Despite Reports

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Sad news for people that got their hopes up – The Princess Diaries 3 is not in the works despite some reports that said so. Entertainment Weekly has confirmed that Disney will not be making a sequel with Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews or a reboot. Also pictured inside: Anne looking lovely in white while attending a private screening of The True Cost held at the Francesca Beale Theater on Tuesday (June 16) in New York City. The 32-year-old Oscar winner was joined…

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Jared Masters ‘Ballet of Blood’ green band trailer releases

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Jared Masters highly anticipated underground horror film Ballet of Blood is getting closer to releasing. The films green band trailer has been released. Watch it below the official details. From The Press Release Her mind was a forest of blood. She craved insanity. The motion picture that has been regarded as the most highly anticipated underground…

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Watch: First Trailer for Illumination’s ‘The Secret Life of Pets’ Movie

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“I’ve got big plans – I’m going to sit here and wait for Katie to come back.” Universal and Illumination have unveiled the adorable first teaser trailer for The Secret Life of Pets, a movie about what your pets do in the time between when you leave for work and return home. Every time you leave in the morning and give your cuddly pet a goodbye pat, we all wonder what they do, and what goes on while we’re away, how much trouble they’re getting into without…

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Eli Roth In Talks For Shark Tale "Meg"

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Eli Roth is reportedly in talks to direct the long in gestation giant prehistoric shark movie “Meg” at Warner Bros. Pictures. Based on the Steve Alten novel, the story follows two men who band together to neutralize an ancient and gigantic 20m/60ft long shark, the Carcharodon Megalodon, that’s threatening the California coast. Dean Georgaris penned the script while Belle Avery and Colin Wilson are producing. With the success of Universal’s “Jurassic World” at the box-office, Warners is said to be high on the idea of another prehistoric monster blockbuster. Source: Variety

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Michael Stuhlbarg Joins Story Of Your Life

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He’ll co-star with Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner in the sci-fi dramaOften brought in to offer character flavour to films such as Men In Black 3, Lincoln, Hugo and Blue Jasmine, Michael Stuhlbarg has also scored some prime leading man roles, such as in The Coens’ A Serious Man. He’ll be one of the main parts in Denis Villeneuve’s sci…

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Mysterious Suicide Squad Photo Teases A Well-Armed Character, But Who Is It?

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When Suicide Squad hits theaters in August 2016, it’s going to feature a cast full of villains, government figures and even a certain vigilante from Gotham City. It’s one of these characters that director David Ayer seemingly teased last night on social media, and while their identity is a mystery, this person is armed and ready for battle: pic.twitter.com/veCXP309Mf— David Ayer (@DavidAyerMovies) June 17, 2015 Ayer Tweeted this photo of